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Because Lambda Alpha meetings are full of crack, I must post this that came up last night:

Baxter Conners
Vice President
Company 203
203 Wall St.
New York, NY 10015

Dear Mr. Conners,

Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful
consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your
refusal to offer me employment with your company.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an
unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and
promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all
refusals.

Despite Company 203's outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not
meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with
your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you
then.

Sincerely,
XXXXXXXX


I will be doing this in the future.

Date: 2009-04-02 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fangirl-07.livejournal.com
This is hilarious!!

Date: 2009-04-02 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anamuan.livejournal.com
that is SO AWESOME!

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